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how do i get rid of the,

I FIGURED IT OUT IF YOU HOLD THE ESC KEY THEY GET BANISHED TO THE HELL THEY CAME FROM

how delete this duck?

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If anybodys wondering how to quit just read the read me

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the goose is not a virus. he is a piece of shit and i hate him but he is not malware.

nervous

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i'm scared of virus (i do not trust anyone) 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i'd like to test... but not taking risk

dont worry its fine the worst it can do is drag you curser if you click him or close a window he brings so dont worry no virus

love it!


could use some more testing for a mac with multiple monitors. 

I downloaded it, but I can't find how to summon him. Any directions for summoning? :,)

open goose

This is so cute and funny I love the goose!

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isnt ts malware 

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how do i delete hi

hold space

Uh... it flags as Malware.

Kitboga sent me.

can confirm, hes a dick

how do you summon goose 

You summon the goose by opening his file, that you downloaded after you pressed download.

You summon the goose by opening his file, that you downloaded after you pressed download.

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i love this stupid lil app but have some suggestions:

- bigger pool of text and memes

- meme and text windows autosize to dimensions of image / length of text

- customisable drag image speed

- legs connected to body option? lol

- customise volumes e.g. feet tappin

- no repeating memes & text until all cycled, or at least a minimum cooldown functionality

- subfolders allowed in memes (i would like a goose and non-goose meme option depending on the vibe)

- option for different geese vibe with folders, like sometimes I want nice supportive goose and other times motivational asshole goose yknow

would love to see da updates on the mac version :DDDD love this!

I am getting an accessed denied error on attempted launch, and there's no .exe in the folder for me! :( is this happening to anyone else?

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Keep on making these man, they are pretty interesting

this is gold, mate, absolutely incredible. love it or bugger off.

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tekknikklly it's not gold, it's code and computer parts

Dickhead goose!

I HAVE THE GOOSE NOW

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HELP HE'S NOT GOING WHEN I PRESS ESC

just use task manager by opening in search or just holding ctrl + shift + esc (windows)

yeah and i had to restart my computer as i invited too many of them now i know that you can just hold esc

Goose I shall bring you in at dawn well noon

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Fucking peak

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IS TIHS SAFE

yes

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annoying but safe

how do i turn it off

i'm still uncomfortable to download...

small  problem where the goose runs offscreen after stealing cursor and doesn't come back (im on mac)
also can i stop it from bringing me memes

honk

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i love watching this little feller goose around

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is this still a trojan virus?

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this never was a virus

i wanna test it so badly but i don't feel comfortable 😭

it's not a virus dw

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I'm currently rewriting the Desktop Goose to make it cross-compatible with Windows, Linux, and Mac. Since the original project is closed source, is it okay if I then publish my modified code on GitHub? 

Edit: Or maybe we can collaborate! My version uses .NET 8 with SkiaSharp instead of Windows Forms.

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Works on Linux (Kubuntu) with wine, with a few caveats:

  • For sounds to play (aside from footsteps) I had to run: sudo apt install gstreamer1.0-plugins-good:i386
  • Windows the goose drags onto the screen appear in full right away (not partially off-screen)
  • When the goose grabs the mouse cursor, it makes the cursor invisible (or may not actually grab the cursor at all)
  • Someone on WineHQ said it crashed after running for about half an hour
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idea: if you do the the konami code you can control goose

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We love your goose in our office. It's so fun to install it on people's PCs. I even put up a sign because of it :D

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How to turn it off?

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hold escape

Do you mean evict it please don't evict it

... too late :P

Well, get him back

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

for the last time im not downloading this because it does not let me make ihtx

its the worst cuz when i closed google it said i am seeking trouble and if i can not find it i will make it and then forced me to restart my computer.

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hold esc to eevict the goose

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The goose does not make any sounds except walking. What to do?

try reinstalling

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