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Dickhead goose!

I HAVE THE GOOSE NOW

HELP HE'S NOT GOING WHEN I PRESS ESC

Goose I shall bring you in at dawn well noon

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Fucking peak

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IS TIHS SAFE

yes

annoying but safe

small  problem where the goose runs offscreen after stealing cursor and doesn't come back (im on mac)
also can i stop it from bringing me memes

honk

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i love watching this little feller goose around

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is this still a trojan virus?

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this never was a virus

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I'm currently rewriting the Desktop Goose to make it cross-compatible with Windows, Linux, and Mac. Since the original project is closed source, is it okay if I then publish my modified code on GitHub? 

Edit: Or maybe we can collaborate! My version uses .NET 8 with SkiaSharp instead of Windows Forms.

Works on Linux (Kubuntu) with wine, with a few caveats:

  • For sounds to play (aside from footsteps) I had to run: sudo apt install gstreamer1.0-plugins-good:i386
  • Windows the goose drags onto the screen appear in full right away (not partially off-screen)
  • When the goose grabs the mouse cursor, it makes the cursor invisible (or may not actually grab the cursor at all)
  • Someone on WineHQ said it crashed after running for about half an hour
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idea: if you do the the konami code you can control goose

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We love your goose in our office. It's so fun to install it on people's PCs. I even put up a sign because of it :D

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How to turn it off?

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hold escape

Do you mean evict it please don't evict it

... too late :P

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

for the last time im not downloading this because it does not let me make ihtx

its the worst cuz when i closed google it said i am seeking trouble and if i can not find it i will make it and then forced me to restart my computer.

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hold esc to eevict the goose

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The goose does not make any sounds except walking. What to do?

try reinstalling

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It seems someone grabbed your work and put it for sale in Microsoft store, check it out just in case, it looks exactly like your app :/

I want on samsung tablet :(

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goofy guy 10/10 and u can make a army with the file

lags you alot though

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if you can, make it IA inteligent to goose mess up with elements on web page and desktop icons

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So adorable!!10/10 best little guy EVAAA

best thing ever 10/10

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How do I remove it on tv there’s now like 20 gooses on my tv

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hahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha

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its over,it was only made on pc because to remove u need to hold esc

Oh dang well now I have like 100 somehow

Oh well atleast my species are here.

4 detection on virus total. actually 3 because one of them just said its a joke. actually 2 because it isnt a trojan and its proven. 2 detections is nothing btw

I summoned an army of geese and my computer started lagging. (I opened the thing without evicting the previous goose, and started to repeat it.)

guys my laptop is throtelling because i had google chrome open with this

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Il'l give just 3 words.. IT ISN'T VIRUS im so happy it's not virus

PD: pls read readme

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So it is Safe? EDIT: yup its good :)

its not safe its a virus

it is safe. i didnt get a virus.

buddy it is a virus

its false positives

these geese are unoptimised

I can't close it

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hold esc for a bit or go into files and open 'close goose'

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sike it let me download

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i tried to download it and a monkey popped up instead and he looks friendly but now my computer has a virus heres a picture of monke

XD Lmao

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THIS IS INSANE I SET IT TO OPEN ON STARTUP!!!! BEST EVIL TAMAGATCHI EVER!!!!!!!!!

Also, I found a way to cheese the system. *spoilers*







which version do i use if im on a lenovo laptop?

Windows

ty

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why do people hate the goose? I personlly love it! Plus it is not a virus!!

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idk but i love ducks so i'D love it but idk which version to us

Yes it is i virus scanned it, it had a trojan on it

It is not I have played it. No problem!

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look here

Well it's harmless!! Don't worry! 😊 

its really just harmless lmao

but it is a virus

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