Desktop Goose
A downloadable goose-sperience for Windows and macOS
HONK HONK, HEAR YE. I have created a goose for your desktop.
He'll nab your mouse, track mud on your screen... leave you a message, deliver you memes?
Play video games with a desktop buddy who will attack you if you poke him.
Fill out spreadsheets while your screen fills up with instances of Goose Notepad.
Supports MacOS versions 10.10+!
NOTE: I am not affiliated with House House or Panic. This is a different goose. Direct support questions to the Discord!
0.3 UPDATE:
- NEW, OFFICIAL MODDING API! Join the discord discord.gg/xZFRmPT and check the #goose-mods channel for more info on this :D
- YOUR OWN NOT-EPAD TEXTS! Add whatever notepad phrases you want, and the goose will pull them up!
- NEW CONFIG TOGGLES! Customize the goose's behaviour further, silence the audio, and more!
From 0.2+:
- Unlimited memes! Put whatever memes you want in the assets folder! Goose will bring them.
- Added GIF support!
- Config the goose! Alter properties in the config.goos file (open it in Notepad) to adjust his aggression!)
This is not a final itch page - just trying to get something up so I can upload the project tonight! :D
Join the Discord community at discord.gg/xZFRmPT
Check me out on twitter at @samnchiet
Mac support by the brilliant Jesús A. Álvarez
[The discord is being restructured still after the raid, but it's habitable now!]
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Yo voto porque lo hagan en español
Buena idea
hi, sorry if this sounds weird but which app/other software did you use to make it. I'm working on a project with a similar concept (not copying, its just a similar style) and was wondering how you made it. again, I'm so sorry if it sounds weird or if you think that I want to steal your idea, I'm not and I'm just interested because your idea is AMAZING and I really like it. I'm just wondering, I would really appreciate it.
Can you PLEASE mak it for linux, no one ever does and I really want this game
i'm gonna stop coming back here, let the idiot kids rule who don't deserve to be on the internet
also check out my game called depression
Good!
ok
bye bye! we won't miss you :)
how do I take it off
not a funny joke, sorry
OK, I don't know how much of an idiot you have to be to realize that this is not a joke!!!
i'm not an idiot
Then why do you keep saying "ThAt'S NoT a FuNnY JokE" to comments that are OBVIOUSLY NOT A JOKE.
see below
You kinda are for confusing jokes with actual questions
it’s called sarcasm
EDIT: Actually, it isn’t, i just made up a retarded answer to a retarded question
lets all chil
I agree, let’s chill
why
desktop goose is amazing
everyone above THIS line, can't be an idiot kid. please check your messages before you send them!
EDIT: spelling
EDIT 2: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
NGL TheAwesome98-Real is kinda toxic to everyone in this comment section, also, to add memes and texts you need to open the desktop goose folder, where in ther theres another folder called "memes" where you drag and drop memes
EDIT: its in the assets folder, where inside that theres a folder called "images"
yeah, just ignore him :/
why would you ignore me
EDIT: you're kinda being a dick...
no u
uno reverse card
yeah, it's sad that i have to be toxic, but a lot of you are being idiot kids, therefore adding to my depression count by ~20
That's not a funny joke.
it’s not a joke
I wonder what else wasn't a joke. Hmmm maybe the 99999 other messages you sent just to bully other people in the (Less than a month mind you) time period that you had your account.
:/
i wasn't bullying other people, they were bullying the creator of this by sending idiotic questions
:/
EDIT: grammar
I made a whole damn account cause your being a b!tch. Stop it, we all know your some random dude that likes being a piece of sh!t to others. By all means, I'll be an idiot kid x10 if it apparently makes you depressed.
salty
EDIT: it’s kinda sad you’d make an account to bully someone…
Wait wait... do you hear that?
It's the winds of nobody asked!
Nah, i don't hear it... is your brain screwed in correctly?
let's stop arguing ok
if I download desktop goose how would you get him to go away
run the extractor, then search "goose" in downloads. then run the exe and it doesnt need admin perms, the extractor may take a bit
also i forgot to make it go away, search goose in downloads again and there should be a file named "close goose." just run this and hes gone
that's not a funny joke
or you hold esc. It takes a while (about 30 seconds) but it lets you evict the goose without having to go into its files
everyone above this post, can't be an idiot kid.
EDIT: Wow, this lasted only 3 hours! a new record.
that's not a funny joke.
it's not a joke
I downloaded this yesterday, love it so much. But just today the goose started stuttering as it's walking around the screen, like it's lagging. Nothing else on my computer seems to be slow or laggy, just the goose. If anyone has suggestions please help
is there a version for chromebook? i want it on one
Its almost impossible to install games on a chromebook, biggest downside of owning one
i know how to tho
that's not a funny joke.
chromebook supports play store...
shut UP
help I cant delete this
that's not a funny joke.
ok so it says it free but I put $ 0.00 and it still wants a card they dont need it if its free someone put a link to just take me to download it but it takes me to the same page what do I do can someone please help me ? {my computer is Lenovo thinkpad does it work for this type?}
ive wanted desk top goose
for the longest time but cant get it can someone help asap?I reallywant it halp ;-;so basically u do just go to the downloads click that
I did and downloaded it but gooes :C
no gooes I clicked yes to al but where is the gooes file?? :CCCC
you're stupid...
click on the text abovethe price box, it should ssay download free
https://samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose/download/eyJleHBpcmVzIjoxNTkwNDUxNDUwLCJpZCI6NTU4MjE4fQ%3d%3d.Hx9ydxtOn%2fXiQqJqe8e4l9noUuI%3d
run the extractor, then search "goose" in downloads. then run the exe and it doesnt need admin perms, the extractor may take a bit; to make it go away, search goose in downloads again and there should be a file named "close goose." just run this and hes gone
theres a goose on my desktop and its attacking my mouse cursor. the police dont believe me, also i named my goose Bill
How do I add my own memes? I've been trying to do it for a few hours and I can't find out how to do it on a Mac computer. I found out I need to go to the library somehow... but how???
this isn't really a funny joke.
You can just turn it off right?
I think so just click esc
I have extracted the folder and have the folder + all the files. but thereis no file called DesktopGoose.exe Can anyone help me?
you have to go in the folder stupid
what do i do
this isn't a funny joke
can you like stop replying on every comment saying "tHIs iSNt A fUnNy jOkE"
im trying to download for windows i meet all the requirements but it keeps giving me an extractor that does nothing
Love this, and I wanted to try playing a game such as League while he's on, but sadly he eats up all of my CPU. Using Discord is a struggle, as the experience is choppy and unresponsive. Open Task Manager and the goose has 30% of my CPU
please ubuntu
same
i used wine, but as everyone knows, wine is shit
also, try installing Oracle VM Virtualbox
Ya know you can add up to 15 before your computer crashes (I only have 3 and their names are Alpha, sir.squaks, and Monopoly
that isn't a funny joke
mah boi frozen and has been frozen for a couple days-
try restarting the program idiot
top ten reasons the goose is NOT an asshole
1. Even though the goose takes your cursor, it always gives it back.
2. When the duck tracks mud on your screen, it always cleans it up.
3. the goose is always happy to play with you.
4. it constantly gives you good messages like a typed goose or "Good work"
5. It gives you nice memes to keep your spirits up.
6. that's all, I cant think of anything else, i'll never get to ten.
6.you can play with it by making it go in circles when it is trying to take your mouse
7. freaking derpy
8.Its the people that just have a negative mindset
9. keeps me from going insane
10. keeps me on my feet if I don't want my cursor taken
i guess that too.
you're welcome. :)
nvm, he sucks. He caused my computer to crash. I hate him.
oh.
that isn't a funny joke
Love my goose (I made my goose a she feminist here XD)
She leaves me good job messages which is nice bc online school is Hell 2.0
I'm excited to try the untitled goose game
You're right, online school is absolute hell
ikr I met someone who thought itwas ok. I'm like, do you have brain damage?
not to be dramatic or anything but I would give my life for him. btw I've named him dave.
HAHA IM AT THE TOP
(yay)
no you aren't, kid
After stealing my mouse it'll run off and never come back until I restart it. I can still hear it's footsteps when it disappears, this is on mac. Please fix.
hey my goose sometimes walkes of the screen to never been seen again. and it also takes my mouse and never let go so I have to force reset my Mac HELP
that's not a funny joke.
it wasnt a joke
u sure? no ones that bad at computers
Well i couldn’t open the folder for the goose with my keys sooo i had to force reset
you didn't have to, you just did. maybe it would benefit you if you did learn about computers. hey, why not try learning, at my site! *in apu simpsons voice* thank you come again
i dont have money it says free aaaaaaaa!
This goose-sperience is free but the developer accepts your support by letting you pay what you think is fair for the goose-sperience.
No thanks, just take me to the downloads
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choose this|
that isn't a funny joke
how do I turn the sound down?
turn down your volume idiot
he's epic (or she i call him Joseph) i love playing roblox with it <3
i cant make the windows version work, everytime i try to download it, it just turns it into a 7z file or something. pls help
that's not a funny joke.
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Please make a chromebook version plzzzz
Yes. pleeeeease make a chromebook version. the only Mac's my family has are my brother and moms computers. and the only windows computer we have is my grandmas and she'll probably get annoyed by it and delete it
yeah, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz plssssssssss pleaseeeeeeeeee
I NEED CHROMEBOOK VERSION.
please and thank yo
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GooseDesktop.exe - Application Error
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The application was unable to start correctly (0xc000007b). Click OK to close the application.
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OK
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this happened?? i double clicked the goose but it doesnt wanna start?? help???
that isn't a funny joke