A downloadable goose-sperience for Windows and macOS

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HONK HONK, HEAR YE. I have created a goose for your desktop.

He'll nab your mouse, track mud on your screen...  leave you a message, deliver you memes?

Play video games with a desktop buddy who will attack you if you poke him.

Fill out spreadsheets while your screen fills up with instances of Goose Notepad.

Supports MacOS versions 10.10+!

NOTE: I am not affiliated with House House or Panic. This is a different goose. Direct support questions to the Discord!

0.3 UPDATE:

 - NEW, OFFICIAL MODDING API! Join the discord discord.gg/xZFRmPT and check the #goose-mods channel for more info on this :D
 - YOUR OWN NOT-EPAD TEXTS! Add whatever notepad phrases you want, and the goose will pull them up!

 - NEW CONFIG TOGGLES! Customize the goose's behaviour further, silence the audio, and more!

From 0.2+:
- Unlimited memes! Put whatever memes you want in the assets folder! Goose will bring them.
- Added GIF support!
- Config the goose! Alter properties in the config.goos file (open it in Notepad) to adjust his aggression!)

 This is not a final itch page - just trying to get something up so I can upload the project tonight! :D

Join the Discord community at discord.gg/xZFRmPT

Check me out on twitter at @samnchiet

Mac support by the brilliant Jesús A. Álvarez

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

DesktopGoose v0.3 (Windows) 4 MB
Desktop Goose v0.22 for Mac 14 MB

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It's cute, will not lie.  Just one thing , (it might even affect others) it bothers me that every time it changes direction it goes into slow motion then changes, it might be intentional but it looks like an error on the animation. 

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help

how to get it off my pc

yeah i got it on mac and for some reason when it attacks it wont stop so i have to restart my computer please could you fix this it is really annoying and you should and a shortcut to quit out of it

if you want to quit the goose on you're Mac then just Babel click the same goose that you turned on the you will have the desktop goose preferences shown and the bottom left corner there will be a button saying quit desktop goose

well attest that's for me don't know if it will be the same for you

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bluegoose

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i using 100 gooses and now i hate my life



(4 minutes to write this, this gooses is breaking my brain)

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finally i deleted this goose

how did you deletre it

reset ur pc and than u will have no goose and you will can delete this program

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nice I have 10 gooses and it is crazy!!!!!

not complaining just saying it awesome 

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For all the people on pc that want to get rid of them, just hold the ESC button :)

thanks

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play with antivirus off (not virus) antivirus on deleting goose f ile

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?????????off ?

is this a virus?

for your life, uhh yes, but this is not a REAALLY virus, relax dude

is a virus for your games?

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Mine won't work. It says it's an 'extractor' file instead of a zip and it keeps asking me to extract it but then nothing happens after that, anyone know how I can fix it?

You have to open the extractor file, Then select the location to extract it to wait for it to extract the files then ur done. Go into the file it extracted then click desktop goose!


if your on Mac and want to get it off your screen just drag the desktop icon on the screen and press hold on it then there's this box with a arrow above it press that  and once you press on it press quit desktop goose.

How do I get rid of them I by mistake clicked it 7 times now I have 7 ducks on my screen. help

Press and hold Esc

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I am in love with my goose already, 

i tried to install it but it wont open it just keeps asking me to extract it

The same happened for me, it says its an 'extractor' file instead of a zip

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yeah that happened to me with RuffTimes but you have to extract it in order to play it so yeah :

Did you figure out how to get it to work?

You have to open the extractor file, Then select the location to extract it to wait for it to extract the files then ur done. Go into the file it extracted then click desktop goose!

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this is genius. I didn't even install it yet but *clap clap clap clap clap*.

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I kinda wanna install this on one of the computers at my school and see what people's reactions are lol

is it a virus or not? if it is, show proof. it it isnt show proof. im so tired-

No, its not a virus, i dont have proof but i mean it's pretty funny given it'll randomly drag up some kind of note or something (it dragged in 4 while I was typing this lol)

how did you install it

First, you install it from itch.io, then you run the extractor, select desktop for where you want to extract it to, extract it, and then click "yes to all"

It isnt, for proof, well idk but i downloaded it and its not a virus it wont steal your password

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This is the single best thing i have ever seen.
Thank you so much for this.

bad I am using my iPad and my computer stoped working a month ago

big oof

how do I get rid of it? pretty pretty please I need help. I deleted the application and now I cant get it back. i. NEED. HELP. im dying here

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oh I found out how!!

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if u have questions u can ask me

how do you delete it

are you on Mac?

no pc

yes how do i get rid of it. i have test soon

how do i make it work?

Umm try to find the game file and double click on the game thing?

I prefer to not download it.

It will be kinda annoying :/

read through this: https://appletoolbox.com/how-to-quit-or-completely-remove-desktop-goose-on-a-mac...

help!! i accidentally made two geese but one of them died in the middle of my screen and i tried quitting the app but the dead one still wont move! what do i do?

Is it a virus or not?

Its not a virus

it is

y'all giving me mixed answers wth :sob:

Not a virus

yall asking for how to turn it off while im trying to turn it on and im failing to do so

read through this: https://appletoolbox.com/how-to-quit-or-completely-remove-desktop-goose-on-a-mac...

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How do I make lil homie shut up? I fw him tho 

read through this: https://appletoolbox.com/how-to-quit-or-completely-remove-desktop-goose-on-a-mac...

Can you play a fullscreen application with the desktop goose on?

is it uninstallable? cause i dont want any goose roeaming around on my laptop forever im not gonna download till i get a reply

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Its a virus

and it walks around you computer

when ever you close the ducks tabs he controls you mouse

so dont install its a virus

like failing fnf:
Friday Night Funkin' with GOOSE VIRUS?! (RIP Screen) - HARD MODE - YouTube

im the one from the kade engine :)

and yes its unistallable

It's not a virus and to close, press and hold ESC button on your keyboard until the bar named hold esc fulls out.

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is it like a final boss? does the goose attack the bar?

Click on the icon that came with the duck

read through this: https://appletoolbox.com/how-to-quit-or-completely-remove-desktop-goose-on-a-mac...

dose it work for chrome books?

You can use wine.

I dont see the duck, how long does it take to get to your desktop, (btw im using a laptop windows 10)

I found out how to do it, I just created a new folder, then put the extracter there and extracted it, i have a new friend :)

me to it comes late

come sembrerebbe lei non fa la cacca nel desktop ma sono le zame sporche di fango

as it would seem she does not poop on the desktop but it is the muddy zame


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pensavo fosse un messaggio tradotto automaticamente dal sito XD

It won't let me use it even though I already downloaded it. It won't show up on my Laptop
( Someone help please )

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it does not work with multiple monitors if there is a way to make it happen please do i have 3 monitors and id love to see him walk across all of them.

HOW DO YOU DELETE THIS ON MAC???

oh i got it 

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plz tell me how to get rid of it. I am literally crying because I don't know how to get rid of it. plz tell me plz he making my laptop lag so much I can't do anything at all.

hold esc until a bar pops up and dont stop holding until the bar is full

esc thing didn't work for me.  Just drag the desktop icon on the screen and press hold on it then there's this box with a arrow above it press that  and once you press on it press quit desktop goose.

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Help he wont go please hes like a impossible final boss fight

tip: use esc to evict the boss

esc don't work

hold esc 

Thank you he has been There for more then 1 or 3ven 2 years

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never seen something as usefull than usless , congrats

Cute-

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