go into your downloads folder section thing, click on DesktopGoose V0.3 once in there will be a file called GooseDesktop, double click on that and itll appear
you're really fucking dumb aren't you? You shouldn't have a computer in the first place with a brain as numb as that. Go into the folders and read the section that very clearly says "read me! honk" dumbass
//if you do NOT rename the sound file along the path *: \ DesktopGoose v0.3 \ Assets \ Sound \ Music to "Music.mp3", "the process of isolating graphs of Windows audio devices" (audiodg.ехе .) causes memory overflow and crash system
I like the idea of having a little friend walking around. I'd love to see this continue to be expanded. I'd like if the goose went away some times, and then came back when you forgot about them.
I'd much rather have a goose cause trouble than a paperclip try to help.
Somebody should make a mod that lets you type responses in the not-epads that the goose brings out. It'd be pretty cool if it could react to basic yes/no's at the very least.
There's a few anti-virus vigilantes that patrol these comments, and I can assure you: it's not a virus. It does exactly what it says what it will do, and features lots of customization features. Anti-virus programs may give you a false positive, but that's just because not many people have downloaded the program. It's a fun little thing to play with.
it is literally a program that drags your cursor and shows you images and text, it even says it, and you only use it when you open the file. You. Are. Dumb. :)
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hello, i cant download it, please help me
how do i activate it
go into your downloads folder section thing, click on DesktopGoose V0.3 once in there will be a file called GooseDesktop, double click on that and itll appear
Aaa
your anti viruses are making false reports, this isnt a virus-
if this happening you may have to run the file as admin
WHY DOES PEOPLE DOWLOAD THIS VIRUS
That's not a virus. All antivirus programms don't think, that it's a virus!
shut your fucking mouth you braindead retard
can you NOT say that word. there are KIDS on this website.
Its not a virus, its just your computer doesn't like it
does anyone realize that this is technically like a virus? reminds me of desktop butterflies. yeah! so "fun" and "cute" xD
you're really fucking dumb aren't you? You shouldn't have a computer in the first place with a brain as numb as that. Go into the folders and read the section that very clearly says "read me! honk" dumbass
hey soggy, can you help. still having issues finding it!
it should be right at the bottom of the folder, if not there you mya have to either look it up or redownload the goose
can you NOT say that word. there are KIDS on this website.
Oh, I'm so sorry dude, I didn't mean it.
don't hate on exceptional projects just because you can't read
currently writing this while a CERTAIN goose is tracking mud on my sentence. i named him bernard
omg so cute
Can I mute my Goose, I still want you watch my Netflix without them lil footsteps and "honk"'s.
There is already a mute ability, set the sound volume to zero
he means as in so he can watch it on his PC, again, go into the read me section and itll tell you ther
press Esc for a bit then it will go away
I gave two geese on my screen, I need help because they're taking over my laptop. I have lost control
go into the read me sectio
i have problem when trying to use ... show me mucho error like this
i got the same error, but isnt something you should worry about, just reset your pc
Windows 10 x64
//if you do NOT rename the sound file along the path *: \ DesktopGoose v0.3 \ Assets \ Sound \ Music to "Music.mp3", "the process of isolating graphs of Windows audio devices" (audiodg.ехе .) causes memory overflow and crash system
goose man https://gyazo.com/650d0b9daaf7d25ab585dbc1f1f5092e
como ago que funcione porue me aparece error
lol
If you dont know how to disable goose desktop... Well here you go
Windows: https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+open+task+manager&rlz=1C1CHBD_deDE888DE888&oq=how+to+open+task&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l7.4911j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Mac: https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201276
how do i disable it on mac pls tell
me
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201276
this should help ;D
omg, me too :((( idk how to fix it
Search for ".NET Framework 4.0 Download"
After you download and install that, the Goose should open
but we would keep the 32bit version of the goose
i would like a 64bit version of the desktop goose for windows
I ran this on Windows 10 64 bit OS and it still works PERFECTLY!
Literally the bast app ever
so long and still no update T_T
Couple of things I would like to see the goose do:
-Have it watch videos or Netflix with me
-Get upset if I close a certain browser
-Be able to give it random items to interact with
There is a mod called "ToysMod v1.1" that adds a bed, laser pointer, a ball, and a stick. Can be found at https://github.com/DesktopGooseUnofficial/ResourceHub.
I like the idea of having a little friend walking around. I'd love to see this continue to be expanded. I'd like if the goose went away some times, and then came back when you forgot about them.
I'd much rather have a goose cause trouble than a paperclip try to help.
kool desktop goose uwu this is great!
idk what im doing wrong but i cant get it to work, ive redownloaded it like 3 times.
here's how you do this:
im stuck i extracted it from the file and clicked yes to all now what
click the green file
i have a problem evry time i try to open desktop goose it always crashes please help me
how do u open it?
Somebody should make a mod that lets you type responses in the not-epads that the goose brings out. It'd be pretty cool if it could react to basic yes/no's at the very least.
I've never made a mod before, but I could try that out. I've made a chatbot and I could use some of it's features
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There's a few anti-virus vigilantes that patrol these comments, and I can assure you: it's not a virus. It does exactly what it says what it will do, and features lots of customization features. Anti-virus programs may give you a false positive, but that's just because not many people have downloaded the program. It's a fun little thing to play with.
can you also make it for chrome OS it wont let me download it because of it Thank you
The entire point of chromebooks is they only run chrome, not other programs like Desktop Goose. A chromebook version is literally impossible.
So the little guy crashed my internet i needed to restart my router and pc then uninstall the little guy and then it started working
Cant say how to stop this from happening but dont use youtube with this horror
For those who want to get rid of him without deleteing the file itself, just press ctrl+shift+alt to open the tast manager and end desktopgoose.exe
They literally give you a batch file that says "Close Goose" right on it.
wish it could learn about you like an AI and try to find certain ways to annoy you but that would be hard to do im guessin lol
DO NOT DOWNLOAD! THIS IS A VIRUS!
it locks your cursor, shows you pictures of geese, and the only way to get rid of it is to delete the folder it came in and empty bin.
Uh, no. You can hold the escape key to end/kill the goose.
its... supposed to do that...
im hoping this was a joke
did you read the description
Not every single program in the world is supposed to help you do something. Some programs are just to make you laugh or annoy you
it is literally a program that drags your cursor and shows you images and text, it even says it, and you only use it when you open the file. You. Are. Dumb. :)
everything you've described is exactly what the creator says it will do. Not exactly why you were expecting something else.
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hello
hi
i need help i cant find what to do i opened the 7zip file and pressed "extract" then press "yes to all" what do i do now
go to the file whre it has been extracted an open the green file.