I have a short attention span, so when my work bores me my impulse is to open a new tab and find something entertaining. The Goose offers enough distraction for me to not be constantly bored with doing homework, but not so much distraction that the Goose takes me out of the zone. Thank you samperson. Thank you Goose.
Could you make a Linux version? I don't have wine (and don't have the disk space), but still want this to send my productivity into the abyss. Perhaps the goose can open a terminal window with Vim open instead of Notepad, for that extra awfulness. Tell X to remove the title bar if you REALLY want the goose to be bad.
Thanks for submitting this to the itch.io bundle for racial justice back in 2020. Huge fan of Samperson's work, and finally got around to writing a review. Desktop Goose is an A+ gem of the internet.
Hello, the program is very fluid (just now while I was writing the duck presented a meme and then took my mouse) and the nice thing is that you can customize the settings from the config file, add memes, images, gifs and much more . Then for those who are good you can program a mod for the duck.
I don't use ChromeOS and i don't think there is a ChromeOS or Linux version of this but the windows version can run under WineHQ (I've heard that ChromeOS can run Linux apps but i think you have to enable it in settings)
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Desktop goose is the best because i play with him all the day and every day i never stop
打不开让鹅在树叶堆里面玩的程序
我完成了
how i remove him
Theres a .bat file that removes all gooses, but you can also use task manager.
Hold esc or turn on file close goose.bat
Please make this but it doesn't take the mouse and destroy everything and stuff.
you can turn it off in a config file
okay
virus??
It is not you can also delete da goose lol
it ain't a ''virus''
REVIEW: it somehow helps with my ADHD?????
I have a short attention span, so when my work bores me my impulse is to open a new tab and find something entertaining. The Goose offers enough distraction for me to not be constantly bored with doing homework, but not so much distraction that the Goose takes me out of the zone. Thank you samperson. Thank you Goose.
desktop goose is 100% memeware
indeed you are true
If you wanna prank your friends in a way that makes them not your friends anymore, make it so that it opens on their computer's startup.
Could you make a Linux version?
I don't have wine (and don't have the disk space), but still want this to send my productivity into the abyss.
Perhaps the goose can open a terminal window with Vim open instead of Notepad, for that extra awfulness. Tell X to remove the title bar if you REALLY want the goose to be bad.
My friend, I found some random versions on github, here https://github.com/Ibrahim2750mi/linux-goose/
https://github.com/farfalleflickan/desktop-tux
tho not as good, i dont think, havent tried them, they are something tho?
IBRAHIM NAH THATS MY BROS NAME
I made my own virus WindowMaster
is it virus or not? answer is no, but it is still annoying
it isn't a virus, but I seen that some virus developers will literally put this in their zip files.
can you post a picture of a uranium necleus
lol
LISTERINE
im just gonna tell you TO SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP IVE BEEN ENOUGH OF TALKING THIS IS NOT A VIRUS
i deleted it, ya fine now?
uh do not tell my I have to deal with you idiot
skeptical of this
Does this collect info?
no
Okay, thanks.
how do i turn on the goose
nvm not how do i get rid of them?
press esc wait hen a bar will apphere and wait and keep pressing and it will get deleted
Ok thank you i only found that restarting my computer worked to
ok guys what ya doin'
hold esc
key
I wish this was on steam
how do i turn it on???
nvm
he is indeed an asshole
yeah he is
JOHNDEV13 IS INDEED AS A
I agree my sir, I am an asshole
reported you haha
i reported you as well
your indeed as asshole BRO WHY DO YOU CALL THE DUCK LIKE He Is InDeEd An AsShOlE
ok he is not but he is still annoying
yea how do i
you just click goose desktop
This is great :) Also a youtuber called Kitboga used this against scammers and the goose won XD
hold up- can you delete him
???
i think yes!
yes
Actually no
REVIEW:
I love this program a lot because it is not a game. its a little pet goose who lives on your desktop, shares funny goose memes, and bites you.
overall amazing and cute program. 10/10 (but wish there were more features)
Thanks for submitting this to the itch.io bundle for racial justice back in 2020. Huge fan of Samperson's work, and finally got around to writing a review. Desktop Goose is an A+ gem of the internet.
https://knavegaming.com/desktop-goose-review/
who downvoted this comment
are not working with full screen aplications like "League of legends", "Ark" e etc
ok
how to spawn the leaves?
Hello, to make the leaves appear, you will have to follow the instructions in the "autumn" file. For more info, ask the creator of the app.
this is what it showed to me- am i lucky???
yes i think
IT SAYS FAILED - DOWNLOAD ERRORRRR
It didn't happen to me. I only found that it works from windows 7 and newer. It could be a problem with your computer.
thats not good so...
hope that goose does not steal my steam games. 10/10
why would he
its just a goose
it's just a joke bro
oh right srry (imagine it does lol)
I have an update idea, Make it so he can pull actual computer images into frame instead of just duck related ones.
very mischievous goose
he tried to grab my mouse but overall he is a sweetheart
my antivirus says it is a malicious malware
prob because it moves your mouse when the goose grab its or when the goose puts popups (images) in the computer
(ChromebookOS)
is this usable on chromebook or, not?
I don't use ChromeOS and i don't think there is a ChromeOS or Linux version of this
but the windows version can run under WineHQ (I've heard that ChromeOS can run Linux apps but i think you have to enable it in settings)
emmm......i have a question:how to close it?
hold esc
Is this a virus?
no its not
https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/943fd1ea44266c5d7fa02f2b292db095a4e6ba8027a1...
alright, what do we have here,
so it detected it was a trojan, probably because its a joke but you know, it can grab your mouse but whatever
adware? probably because it drags images in
joke virus? joke viruses often dont do much, its fine
downloader? nonsense
potentially unwanted application? i mean if you don't want to have an goose on your pc then yes
well, in a sense;)
No
And then the goose returns the mouse?
yes
guys should i download this?
NO DO NOT I DID AND NOW I CANT GET RID OF IT DO NOT DOWNLOAD
there is something in the folder that closes it
NO DO NOT I DID AND NOW I CANT GET RID OF IT DO NOT DOWNLOAD
just hold escape dude
DO IT
it is not a virus its just a goose that just opens a window with a meme and tracks mud on your desktop and grabs your cursor.
also can put to false for the goose to grab the cursor
so cuteeee :)
mobile version when
this
niggabitch just STOLE MY CURSOR!!! 0/10,racism
and then your pfp