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is it supposed to make a windows computer crash because of a mouse error

im on mac and i want a pet

 for my duck

this doesnt work on my pc.

btw my pc is windows 7 and 32 bits

i think you need windows 10

oh thanks

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Win7 64-bit is also possible, it is recommended to upgrade to Win7 64-bit

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My sister told my mom how dirty my room was, and now im grounded for 2 weeks.....so im gonna make 4 instances of this run upon startup on her laptop.

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epic fail for ur sister

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she deserves it 2 weeks more like no

HONK!

HONKK

HONKKK

I love this goose but I wish that the creator would create a similar one with the Pokemon Whooper. I want a little Whooper that pulls up memes and occasionally says whooper! 


A real good boi

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WHOPPER



   

whopper

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HONK WHOPPPER

Amazing. 10/10 Just wait for update

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The most funny goose for desktop ever

Pretty funny little desktop toy. I like it!

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open the "close goose" file. Duh.

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cuz u deleted it..

maybe a joke

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thx samperson from making the desktop goose

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if you dont trust the goose then dont download it, simple!

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THIS IS NOT A VIRUS

this is among us

among us free download no virus

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it is too good

desktop goose is the BESTTTTTT! EVER

Desktop goose is the best because i play with him all the day and every day i never stop 

打不开让鹅在树叶堆里面玩的程序

我完成了

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how i remove him

Theres a .bat file that removes all gooses, but you can also use task manager.

Hold esc or turn on file close goose.bat

Please make this but it doesn't take the mouse and destroy everything and stuff.

you can turn it off in a config file

okay

virus??

It is not you can also delete da goose lol

it ain't a ''virus''

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REVIEW: it somehow helps with my ADHD?????

I have a short attention span, so when my work bores me my impulse is to open a new tab and find something entertaining. The Goose offers enough distraction for me to not be constantly bored with doing homework, but not so much distraction that the Goose takes me out of the zone. Thank you samperson. Thank you Goose.

desktop goose is 100% memeware

indeed you are true

If you wanna prank your friends in a way that makes them not your friends anymore, make it so that it opens on their computer's startup.

Could you make a Linux version?
I don't have wine (and don't have the disk space), but still want this to send my productivity into the abyss.
Perhaps the goose can open a terminal window with Vim open instead of Notepad, for that extra awfulness. Tell X to remove the title bar if you REALLY want the goose to be bad.

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My friend, I found some random versions on github, here https://github.com/Ibrahim2750mi/linux-goose/

https://github.com/farfalleflickan/desktop-tux

tho not as good, i dont think, havent tried them, they are something tho?

IBRAHIM NAH THATS MY BROS NAME

I made my own virus WindowMaster

is it virus or not? answer is no, but it is still annoying

it isn't a virus, but I seen that some virus developers will literally put this in their zip files.

can you post a picture of a uranium necleus

lol

LISTERINE

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im just gonna tell you TO SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP IVE BEEN ENOUGH OF TALKING THIS IS NOT A VIRUS

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i deleted it, ya fine now?

uh do not tell my I have to deal with you idiot

skeptical of this

Does this collect info?

no

Okay, thanks.

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how do i turn on the goose

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nvm not how do i get rid of them?

press esc wait hen a bar will apphere and wait and keep pressing and it will get deleted

Ok thank you i only found that restarting my computer worked to

ok guys what ya doin'

hold esc

key

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I wish this was on steam

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how do i turn it on???

nvm

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he is indeed an asshole

yeah he is

JOHNDEV13 IS INDEED AS A

I agree my sir, I am an asshole

reported you haha

i reported you as well

your indeed as asshole BRO WHY DO YOU CALL THE DUCK LIKE He Is InDeEd An AsShOlE

ok he is not but he is still annoying

yea how do i

you just click goose desktop

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This is great :) Also a youtuber called Kitboga used this against scammers and the goose won XD

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hold up- can you delete him

???

i think yes!

yes

Actually no

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