Somebody should make a mod that lets you type responses in the not-epads that the goose brings out. It'd be pretty cool if it could react to basic yes/no's at the very least.
There's a few anti-virus vigilantes that patrol these comments, and I can assure you: it's not a virus. It does exactly what it says what it will do, and features lots of customization features. Anti-virus programs may give you a false positive, but that's just because not many people have downloaded the program. It's a fun little thing to play with.
it is literally a program that drags your cursor and shows you images and text, it even says it, and you only use it when you open the file. You. Are. Dumb. :)
i searched it up and literally it says it could possiably contain a virus.bbbrruhhhh. BUT LIKE, I DIDNT EVEN DOWNLOAD ANYTHING ITS JUST THERE BEING ANNOYING.
i didnt even download anything and nobody has been on this computer for a few days. and i was trying to do online school and it just popped up biting my mouse whenever the goose would go off the screen and pull a little photo out i would delete it and then he would bite my mouse.
i made an account just so i can tell you, 1 its supposed to bite your cursor and bring it off screen, 2 its supposed to give you funny memes, 3 you can just hold escape to evict him
theres no folder that it came in and when i press esc it goes away but then when i turn off my computer and turn it on its there and it just gets annoying.
Could you please shut up, this is a self extracting archive so people dont need 7 zip, i tried it and its not a virus, it juts extracts a folder where you can start and stop the goose, and by the way, 2 of the 4 "virus" results on virustotal literally say its a f***ing joke
the f****** virus checks were jokes he put in because of how much this thing makes everyone think of bonzi buddy. look at the "virus" filename before going to point fingers
it means you have to use an app to extract the files so you can open it. then if you go into the extracted files there is an application, double-click it and the goose will be on your desktop
I wouldn't download this its .exe which means it has a virus. My virus detector says it has 4 engines also. I'm really disappointed this looked pretty funny
i have played so many games that say .exe and my computer is fine. gacha life for pc is .exe, you think that game's a virus? ddlc is also .exe, you think that's a virus? also don't question what games I play >:3
look at the "virus" filename it says JOKE dumbass and that means only 4 virus softwares detected any type of virus. noone is going to go online and make software to infect computers using itch,io as their means of spreading. there are much better ways to spread viruses
Hey could you make a version for Chromebook? I know a lot of people have asked so sorry to bother you, but thank you for the other two versions you made!
First sell your soul to it By: adding 50 goose's to your desktop THEN you bow down and you MUST have 10 candles around your desktop and you must draw a picture of the goose on top of a pentagram and then you will ascend to goose world. (this is a joke btw dont actually do it if you add 50 goose's it would use all of your cpu) HOPE YOU ENJOY
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Somebody should make a mod that lets you type responses in the not-epads that the goose brings out. It'd be pretty cool if it could react to basic yes/no's at the very least.
I've never made a mod before, but I could try that out. I've made a chatbot and I could use some of it's features
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There's a few anti-virus vigilantes that patrol these comments, and I can assure you: it's not a virus. It does exactly what it says what it will do, and features lots of customization features. Anti-virus programs may give you a false positive, but that's just because not many people have downloaded the program. It's a fun little thing to play with.
can you also make it for chrome OS it wont let me download it because of it Thank you
The entire point of chromebooks is they only run chrome, not other programs like Desktop Goose. A chromebook version is literally impossible.
So the little guy crashed my internet i needed to restart my router and pc then uninstall the little guy and then it started working
Cant say how to stop this from happening but dont use youtube with this horror
For those who want to get rid of him without deleteing the file itself, just press ctrl+shift+alt to open the tast manager and end desktopgoose.exe
They literally give you a batch file that says "Close Goose" right on it.
wish it could learn about you like an AI and try to find certain ways to annoy you but that would be hard to do im guessin lol
DO NOT DOWNLOAD! THIS IS A VIRUS!
it locks your cursor, shows you pictures of geese, and the only way to get rid of it is to delete the folder it came in and empty bin.
Uh, no. You can hold the escape key to end/kill the goose.
its... supposed to do that...
im hoping this was a joke
did you read the description
Not every single program in the world is supposed to help you do something. Some programs are just to make you laugh or annoy you
it is literally a program that drags your cursor and shows you images and text, it even says it, and you only use it when you open the file. You. Are. Dumb. :)
everything you've described is exactly what the creator says it will do. Not exactly why you were expecting something else.
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hello
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i need help i cant find what to do i opened the 7zip file and pressed "extract" then press "yes to all" what do i do now
go to the file whre it has been extracted an open the green file.
it works fine, its not a virus and its a very very fun software to download
it is very much a virus
wdym lol
not a virus
Hey guys,
nice tip for u guys who do multitasking on your computer,
when the goose brings up the not-epds, use them as post it notes!
windows wont add the feature in sticky notes for a long time anyways lol.
There's a Notes app in Windows 10, and there are Sticky Note apps in Windows 7
i know
but it aint as convinient as not-epad lol
i searched it up and literally it says it could possiably contain a virus.bbbrruhhhh. BUT LIKE, I DIDNT EVEN DOWNLOAD ANYTHING ITS JUST THERE BEING ANNOYING.
It does contain a virus don't download it
and thats my point i didnt download nothing at all i didnt know anything about this goose thing until now.
The person is lying you know
Dude, its a 7zip file.Its self extracting.It does the job on its own.
Go to the folder where it extracted it and run the .exe file.
i didnt even download anything and nobody has been on this computer for a few days. and i was trying to do online school and it just popped up biting my mouse whenever the goose would go off the screen and pull a little photo out i would delete it and then he would bite my mouse.
If you downloaded it delete it immediately it's a virus
how is it a virus
it locks your cursor, shows you pictures of geese, and the only way to get rid of it is to delete the folder it came in and empty bin.
i made an account just so i can tell you, 1 its supposed to bite your cursor and bring it off screen, 2 its supposed to give you funny memes, 3 you can just hold escape to evict him
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dont worry, most people believe its a comp virus, even i thought it was one too
not only does it go away when you hold escape, there's a .bat in the folder it comes from that closes the goose program
theres no folder that it came in and when i press esc it goes away but then when i turn off my computer and turn it on its there and it just gets annoying.
search desktop goose in finder and three things should come up. one is the folder
Could you please shut up, this is a self extracting archive so people dont need 7 zip, i tried it and its not a virus, it juts extracts a folder where you can start and stop the goose, and by the way, 2 of the 4 "virus" results on virustotal literally say its a f***ing joke
Virustotal
why you all maddddd lmao im dead.
lmfao
It ain't a virus guys
how do I delete it
i dont get it it says its downloading but it wont show up
i downloaded it and it wont show up and why does it keep asking me to extract my files????
Delete it it's a virus
y u guys say its a virus?!?!?
I did a virus checker website and it definitely has a virus
the f****** virus checks were jokes he put in because of how much this thing makes everyone think of bonzi buddy. look at the "virus" filename before going to point fingers
can you NOT say that word. there are KIDS on this website.
it means you have to use an app to extract the files so you can open it. then if you go into the extracted files there is an application, double-click it and the goose will be on your desktop
this is beacause its a zip file.
If you use any other 7zip file opener like winzip , it will show you the contents.
though i'm not really sure if winzip opens 7zip.
I wouldn't download this its .exe which means it has a virus. My virus detector says it has 4 engines also. I'm really disappointed this looked pretty funny
bruh just because it says .exe doesnt mean its a virus, this logic is so dumb
Yes it usually does and put it into a virus checker online and you'll see that it does have a virus
i have played so many games that say .exe and my computer is fine. gacha life for pc is .exe, you think that game's a virus? ddlc is also .exe, you think that's a virus? also don't question what games I play >:3
Dude, I know there a lot of .exe memes but do you serioulsy think ALL .exe files are viruses?
what do you think FORTNITE's file format is?
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its .exe
even your browser is a .exe file
if you think .exe is a virus
get off the internet.
.exe means an execution file YOU NEED A EXECUTION FILE TO EXECUTE APPS
notepad is .exe
word is .exe
exe = computer progam
look at the "virus" filename it says JOKE dumbass and that means only 4 virus softwares detected any type of virus. noone is going to go online and make software to infect computers using itch,io as their means of spreading. there are much better ways to spread viruses
just because it says .exe, doesnt mean it has virus.
what do you like the file format of your browser is? .exe
what do you think the file format of games from steam is? .exe
heck. I have tons of .exe files and my PC is fine.
.exe means computer apps/executable
An exe doesn't automatically make something a virus. Even a fresh install of Windows 10 has over 1,000 exes.
I downloaded this but it wont show up
you need to extract it because its downloaded as a .zip file then you can play if you find the application
I dont 👀 my goose
did you extract the .zip file
its the thing you downloaded
can you make it for chromebook i want Mr goose
The entire point of chromebooks is they only run chrome, not other programs like Desktop Goose. A chromebook version is literally impossible.
Hey could you make a version for Chromebook? I know a lot of people have asked so sorry to bother you, but thank you for the other two versions you made!
The entire point of chromebooks is they only run chrome, not other programs like Desktop Goose. A chromebook version is literally impossible.
Ohhhhh ok!!! Thanks for letting me know!!
could you try making an update that the goose can click random stuff with his beak?
The more you spam, the more he won't update. Theres already a mod for making the goose click called "Clicker"
thnx
and sorry about the spams
this is the only ad ive ever clicked on, and subsequently the best thing ive ever downloaded
it wont download!!!pls help):|
how to praise/worship the goose?
You can't
First sell your soul to it By: adding 50 goose's to your desktop THEN you bow down and you MUST have 10 candles around your desktop and you must draw a picture of the goose on top of a pentagram and then you will ascend to goose world. (this is a joke btw dont actually do it if you add 50 goose's it would use all of your cpu) HOPE YOU ENJOY
It's too late, my computer is already on fire.
and now its just a .app ... help
i do i get rid of the goose
Hold the ESC button on your keyboard
HOW DO I DOWNLOAD IT!? IT JUST GAVE ME A .ZIP THAT I CANT UNDRSTAND HHHHHHH
dude extract it then open the app, its not that hard
I've extracted it at least 7 separate times still don't open and my brain hurts
you go to where it extracted to, then launch the exe
or can type in docs
That's a really cool idea!
Thnx!
did you just...
just a question- why were you typing to yourself???
lol
so people can see that taadtaad31's idea is (according to taadtaad31) good
could you try making an update that the goose can click random stuff with his beak?
The more you spam, the more he won't update. Theres already a mod for making the goose click called "Clicker"
could you try making an update that the goose can click random stuff with his beak?
The more you spam, the more he won't update. Theres already a mod for making the goose click called "Clicker"
how do i color it?
Edit the config file-
UseCustomColors=True
GooseDefaultWhite=#f5f5f5 (find your own)
GooseDefaultOrange=#ffa500 (find your own)
GooseDefaultOutline=#2B2D2F (find your own)
it wont workkkkk!
Make it possible to have on a chromebook!!! Please!!!
The entire point of chromebooks is they only run chrome, not other programs like Desktop Goose. A chromebook version is literally impossible.
can you make it possible to have the goose on a Chromebook
The entire point of chromebooks is they only run chrome, not other programs like Desktop Goose. A chromebook version is literally impossible.
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I downloaded the Goose but, I am confused on how to get it up.. How do you get the goose on screen?
Will there ever be multi monitor support?
you should add where we can pick him up and feed him
There are mods at https://desktopgooseunofficial.github.io/ResourceHub/mods/explore/mods.html