this is cute!i like it!i've always wanted the goose! 10\10
edit:i manged to change the colors of the goose!click me to go to the website that i used to costumize my goose! so you copy the settings,go to a file in the desktop thingy that says config,clear everything in the notepad then paste the settings that you copied and restart your goose and wala!new goose
This seems like the type of virus that isn't evil, just... annoying.
I love it before even using it.
altho even tho I did not download this (to protect my sanity and be extra-sure of my pc's overall protection) it seems to me that a failsafe input would be nice. something that could instantly remove the goose, until you decide to annoy yourself again
No, I did it my computer is fine, holding esc does not remove them you need to open desktop goose a second time then press quit desktop goose to quit it.
It reminds of the super cool program like this on win 95. Keep going with your virus, pretty smart, but I don't care, not doing anything important on this computer. Add more memes and interaction cause it all gets old after literally 1 minute. Honks got much chuckling.
Funny thing would be adding a chance for goose to get dizzy after you spin around her to dogde the bite or maybe goose trying to 'sing' very rarely, being super annoying. Maybe clicking for you on the mute window button from time to time too?
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10\10
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he sure is a meanie,
BECAUSE HE SENDS MEAN JOKES
AND HE EATS MY MOUSE
AND HE ATTACKS MY DRAWINGS
AND, HE IS ANNOYING
i love him
he really is a meanie him self
i fucking love this lmao
wdym?
lmao, i am mostly in the fnf community tho
goos attac me
goose steal mous
aaa no pls goos no not again
ggose deliver gift
goos attac
goos run around ohno what now
my goose is dead
Good for you. Mine is now sending me a message saying "good work"
This seems like the type of virus that isn't evil, just... annoying.
I love it before even using it.
altho even tho I did not download this (to protect my sanity and be extra-sure of my pc's overall protection) it seems to me that a failsafe input would be nice. something that could instantly remove the goose, until you decide to annoy yourself again
Go to task manager, press end task
if the goose doesn't prevent you from doing that then thank u for informing me that there IS a failsafe
He is watching me type this review, this is creepy.
Beware of goose
Desktop goose for linux?
Yes please
See my reply above, it outlines the steps for ChromeOS but can easily be adapted for Linux.
See my reply above, it outlines the steps for ChromeOS but can easily be adapted for Linux.
Modding for mac at some point?
I hope that mac can have mod too
xD this is different goose
is this going to break my mac if i download it?
No, I did it my computer is fine, holding esc does not remove them you need to open desktop goose a second time then press quit desktop goose to quit it.
how to make him stop lmao this goose is my curse
should i press F
yes?
you hold ESC for a few seconds on window or open the goose a second time and press quit desktop goose on mac to stop the goose (your curse)
it is working on 32 bit?
No
HOW DO YOU USE IT
Go search up how to play an itch game.
I wish it was available for linux on chromebooks.
You can use linux wine
See my reply above
dude how do i open him? i download him but i cant see him anywhere
When you download it you will download desktop goose extractor
You can also close it with task manager but I don't suggest it.
how do you change the Honk sound with your own sound?
Use something like Wavepad Audio Editor. I'm sure it will work!
eu demorei para saber como eu tiro ele ah e porque da para colocar um monte de ganso,bem eu so coloquei 3 sem quer
best thing ever!
I really want an update that lets you customize your goose.
Oh and keep up with the good work .
how do I get rid of the fapping sounds when he walks
It reminds of the super cool program like this on win 95.
Keep going with your virus, pretty smart, but I don't care, not doing anything important on this computer. Add more memes and interaction cause it all gets old after literally 1 minute.
Honks got much chuckling.
Funny thing would be adding a chance for goose to get dizzy after you spin around her to dogde the bite or maybe goose trying to 'sing' very rarely, being super annoying. Maybe clicking for you on the mute window button from time to time too?
There is a configuration file, you can mute all the sounds with it, you can also make or install mods.
comment on fait pour l'enlever ;-; j'en n'ai mis 3
can you turn off
i hope
e s c
it won't let me download it
"removed"
when i download it i click run file but then it dosen't load
go to files and open the extractor. Then open the google desktop if you want to close the goose just go to files and and double click close goose :)
goose desktop not google desktop ;)
Broooo i need this for chromebook do you think you can do that? bc ive seen some vid's on it and its hilarious
See my reply above
how do i delete the file? it doesn't work
Super cute and fun. Reminds me of the old times with eSheep.
it bring me so much serotonin :0
HELP HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM
Look in the read me file :) You have to press Esc for a few seconds.
e s c
i was on mac so i didn't now how to get rid of them
open desktop goose a second time and press quit desktop goose
help there is currently 4 gooses i pressed the button alot i dont know how to get rid of them
oh no what have you done
You should make one for chromeboooks.
See my comment above
i click download then it takes me to another page it doesnt download ???
2 goose r make in mass
how you close on mac
Press and hold ESC
WRONG, IT NOT WORKING
instead, you open desktop goose a second time and press quit desktop goose
I've downloaded multiple itch.io games before but never one like this, I'm really bad with computers can someone help me get the goose to work?
DONT DOWNLOAD IS STUCK ON YOUR COMPUTER IF YOU PUT IT ON SLEEP MODE YOU CAN DELETE IT IN PUT IT IN THE TRASH (DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK)
Edit1: woah so many replies
theres a close goose button in the folder you use to open goose
u can force him to ztop through the itch.io app
dude read the READ ME file it's not hard
there's a reason its called READ ME and not IGNORE ME
if you cant close, just open task manager and end task.
This goose is an asshole
i know right
Yes. I was in an important meeting and clicked on it twice so I had two geese going all around both steeling my mouse and everything! lol!
he makes me happy
He is cute
Played Payday 2, Lets Just Say I Was Close To Killing Myself In The Game And Irl From Pure Rage, and I wanted to kill the Goose 20 Times Over
Yess