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wat

can you speak english???

How do i turn off the desktop goose without uninstalling it

Hold ESC down for a few seconds to exit

ok thanks

i tried that but it didnt work.

either hold ESC down for 10 seconds, or for windows you can do (ctrl+alt+delete) and then select task manager.

Step one: Open loads of instances of desktop goose

Step two: Let chaos reign

yes

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i hate it it was fun but now i cant play roblox

i have it but i can still play roblox

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consume mucho RAM pero lo demás excelente 9/10

tks bro vr much

Love this.

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Same

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How do I make him more agressive?

make him attack your cursor randomly on the config file on window or open desktop goose a second time and toggle the attack mouse randomly option on mac

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i thought mods will be okay. But THIS DUDE ATTACKS ME RANDOMLY

type False in the config file

Its so good!

its not really working for me, every time i try to open the installer, it asys "you may not have the permissions to acess this file"

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somebody please help

Do right click on the file and then look for something like: run with administrator permissions.  Finally click Yes and I guess it will go.

thing is that wouldn't pop up as an option and if I press show in file/folder it says removed idk why that happens though.

Check if windows defender or any other antivirus is blocking use of the folder

no:)

🅰️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire, how about yours?

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

All that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?

I need to get myself away from this place

I said, "Yup" what a concept

I could use a little fuel myself

And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go (go!)

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

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do you think i'm stupid

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this is cute!i like it!i've always wanted the goose!
10\10

edit:i manged to change the colors of the goose!click me to go to the website that i used to costumize my goose! so you copy the settings,go to a file in the desktop thingy that says config,clear everything in the notepad then paste the settings that you copied and restart your goose and wala!new goose
easports
inthegame

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he sure is a meanie,

BECAUSE HE SENDS MEAN JOKES

AND HE EATS MY MOUSE

AND HE ATTACKS MY DRAWINGS

AND, HE IS ANNOYING

i love him

he really is a meanie him self

i fucking love this lmao

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wdym?

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lmao, i am mostly in the fnf community tho

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goos attac me

goose steal mous

aaa no pls goos no not again

ggose deliver gift

goos attac 

goos  run around ohno what now

my goose is dead

Good for you. Mine is now sending me  a message saying "good work"

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This seems like the type of virus that isn't evil, just... annoying.

I love it before even using it.

altho even tho I did not download this (to protect my sanity and be extra-sure of my pc's overall protection) it seems to me that a failsafe input would be nice. something that could instantly remove the goose, until you decide to annoy yourself again

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Go to task manager, press end task

if the goose doesn't prevent you from doing that then thank u for informing me that there IS a failsafe

He is watching me type this review, this is creepy. 

Beware of goose

Desktop goose for linux?

Yes please

See my reply above, it outlines the steps for ChromeOS but can easily be adapted for Linux.

See my reply above, it outlines the steps for ChromeOS but can easily be adapted for Linux.

Modding for mac at some point?

I hope that mac can have mod too

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xD this is different goose

is this going to break my mac if i download it?

No, I did it my computer is fine, holding esc does not remove them you need to open desktop goose a second time then press quit desktop goose to quit it.

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how to make him stop lmao this goose is my curse

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should i press F

yes?

you hold ESC for a few seconds on window or open the goose a second time and press quit desktop goose on mac to stop the goose (your curse)

it is working on 32 bit?

No

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HOW DO YOU USE IT

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Go search up how to play an itch game.

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I wish it was available for linux on chromebooks.

You can use linux wine

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See my reply above

dude how do i open him? i download him but i cant see him anywhere

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When you download it you will download desktop goose extractor

  • Open the extractor and click extract
  • A new folder will be created in you're downloads (Unless you changed the location)
  • Then click GooseDesktop.exe
  • If you want to close desktop goose you can Hold Esc or Open the Close Goose.bat file

You can also close it with task manager but I don't suggest it.

how do you change the Honk sound with your own sound?

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Use something like Wavepad Audio Editor. I'm sure it will work!

eu demorei para saber como eu tiro ele ah e porque da para colocar um monte de ganso,bem eu so coloquei 3 sem quer

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best thing ever!

I really want an update that lets you customize your goose.

Oh and keep up with the good work .

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how do I get rid of the fapping sounds when he walks

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It reminds of the super cool program like this on win 95.
Keep going with your virus, pretty smart, but I don't care, not doing anything important on this computer. Add more memes and interaction cause it all gets old after literally 1 minute.
Honks got much chuckling.

Funny thing would be adding a chance for goose to get dizzy after you spin around her to dogde the bite or maybe goose trying to 'sing' very rarely, being super annoying. Maybe clicking for you on the mute window button from time to time too?

There is a configuration file, you can mute all the sounds with it, you can also make or install mods.

comment on fait pour l'enlever ;-; j'en n'ai mis 3 

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can you turn off

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i hope

e s c 

where do you do this program


Ícone "Verificada pela comunidade"


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it won't let me download it

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