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how do i turn on the goose

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nvm not how do i get rid of them?

press esc wait hen a bar will apphere and wait and keep pressing and it will get deleted

Ok thank you i only found that restarting my computer worked to

ok guys what ya doin'

hold esc

key

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I wish this was on steam

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how do i turn it on???

nvm

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he is indeed an asshole

yeah he is

JOHNDEV13 IS INDEED AS A

I agree my sir, I am an asshole

reported you haha

i reported you as well

your indeed as asshole BRO WHY DO YOU CALL THE DUCK LIKE He Is InDeEd An AsShOlE

ok he is not but he is still annoying

yea how do i

you just click goose desktop

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This is great :) Also a youtuber called Kitboga used this against scammers and the goose won XD

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hold up- can you delete him

???

i think yes!

yes

Actually no

REVIEW:

I love this program a lot because it is not a game. its a little pet goose who lives on your desktop, shares funny goose memes, and bites you.

overall amazing and cute program. 10/10 (but wish there were more features)

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Thanks for submitting this to the itch.io bundle for racial justice back in 2020. Huge fan of Samperson's work, and finally got around to writing a review. Desktop Goose is an A+ gem of the internet. 

https://knavegaming.com/desktop-goose-review/

who downvoted this comment

are  not working with full screen aplications like "League of legends", "Ark" e etc

Hello, the program is very fluid (just now while I was writing the duck presented a meme and then took my mouse) and the nice thing is that you can customize the settings from the config file, add memes, images, gifs and much more . Then for those who are good you can program a mod for the duck.

ok

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how to spawn the leaves?

Hello, to make the leaves appear, you will have to follow the instructions in the "autumn" file. For more info, ask the creator of the app.

this is what it showed to me- am i lucky???

yes i think

IT SAYS FAILED - DOWNLOAD ERRORRRR

It didn't happen to me. I only found that it works from windows 7 and newer. It could be a problem with your computer.

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thats not good so...Kermit Panic GIF - Kermit Panic - Discover & Share GIFs

hope that goose does not steal my steam games. 10/10

why would he

its just a goose

it's just a joke bro

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oh right srry (imagine it does lol)

I have an update idea, Make it so he can pull actual computer images into frame instead of just duck related ones.

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very mischievous goose

he tried to grab my mouse but overall he is a sweetheart

my antivirus says it is a malicious malware

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prob because it moves your mouse when the goose grab its or when the goose puts popups (images) in the computer

(ChromebookOS)

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is this usable on chromebook or, not?

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I don't use ChromeOS and i don't think there is a ChromeOS or Linux version of this
but the windows version can run under WineHQ (I've heard that ChromeOS can run Linux apps but i think you have to enable it in settings)

emmm......i have a question:how to close it?

hold esc

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Is this a virus?

no its not

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https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/943fd1ea44266c5d7fa02f2b292db095a4e6ba8027a1...

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alright, what do we have here,


so it detected it was a trojan, probably because its a joke but you know, it can grab your mouse but whatever


adware? probably because it drags images in


joke virus? joke viruses often dont do much, its fine


downloader? nonsense


potentially unwanted application? i mean if you don't want to have an goose on your pc then yes

well, in a sense;)

No

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And then the goose returns the mouse?

yes

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guys should i download this?

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NO DO NOT I DID AND NOW I CANT GET RID OF IT DO NOT DOWNLOAD

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there is something in the folder that closes it

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NO DO NOT I DID AND NOW I CANT GET RID OF IT DO NOT DOWNLOAD

just hold escape dude

DO IT

it is not a virus its just a goose that just opens a window with a meme and tracks mud on your desktop and grabs your cursor.

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also can put to false for the goose to grab the cursor

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so cuteeee :)

mobile version when

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this nigga  bitch just STOLE MY CURSOR!!! 0/10,

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racism

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and then your pfp

Can you make a mobile version

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this is just legendary love it

how do i put the piles leafs?

read da descriptioon

quack

you need to go to assets then go to mods then go to autumn

i love this goose

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how did you create this, and what game engine did you use

how do i close it 

hold "esc"

it doesn't work for some whatever reason
but i found out how to

thank you though 

ok

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pls make a linux version

Yes pleaseeee

I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned that, two years ago, kitboga had a scam-baiting session where he pretended to be an old lady who had a “goose virus” she needed help with and wound up luring two different scammers into a ludicrous competition over who gets to scam “her”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HzuCXXC8Sg

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actually!? lol never seen it                                           Person Looking Confused GIFs | Tenor

Yeah. It also inspired Rinoa Poison to do her own similar goose-enhanced scam-baiting video which is also a must-watch, where she tells the scammers she has a Roomba mailbox and rambles about having a medieval catapult she uses to launch watermelons out the window when they ask if she has any smart devices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Lz-4LEE0k

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lol (Roombas..)

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HOW DO I CLOSE IT

hold esc

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thanks the soest of the much 

i love him

i got this working on Linux Mint via Wine.

it doesn't work correctly but it runs fine!

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2023 and people are still downloading this. cool

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even know its 2023 and the trend is now gone i still love that goose :D

thanks samperson

its 2023 and u didnt add the mods for mac i think

hmmm can i undownload it? if so then TAKE ALL MEH MONEY

hold esc

oh thx

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