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АХХААХА КАКОЙ ОН МИЛАШКА 

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this shit has so many questions that i will be the FAQ tab because motherfu


q 1: is this a virus

a 1: no its completely safe


q 2: how do i close it

a 2: hold esc until the bar is filled or run close goose.bat


q 3: is this being updated

a 3: 


q 4: how to make goose angry

a 4: click on goose or close his Specialized Goose Programs™


thus concludes the

pp rank ayaaayayaYayyy

How to delete it on mobile? I don't know how to remove it now, because I downloaded it on mobile!!! Please send helDHFCUFX

Target honked.  Initiate program: (honk bonk)

PS: I did not download it yet. I just want to know how to delete it if I do download it on mobile.

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it's an exe file. you can't LAUNCH it on mobile.

though you can download winrar mobile and i think you can delete it from there

how did u get it on mobile





















THAT KID IS NOT MY SON YAY YAA-

Hey i have a huge question. Is windows thinking this is a virus?

usually,windows protects u mostly cuz the game is taking control of ur pc,but that's part of the game,or if microsoft doesn't know the author windows thinks he's some shady man,but in this case,this game is safe,just hold esc for 10 secs if u wanna remove the goose

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2  questions!! im confused,

why do i have two annoyin gooses??

and how do i KILL (remove) them?

i rlly need answers for these im so confused argahrgrahr!!! hjonk

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1. the more you open the app,the more goose spawns
2. hold esc for 10 seconds

tysm!!! this is BIG help!

i dont know if this is a virus, but at least its cute

not really,u don't need an antivirus for deleting it

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Click the goose 2 or more times (or once)

How do u  make the goose angry and chase your mouse

close the things it gives u

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is this safe im going backward and forward on my decision on getting this i havent yet because im still not sure

I've had it on mine for a while, for goofy fun. It is perfectly safe.

it wont open

try double click or right click then press open if it doesnt work then he will probably fix it

when will you update the desktop goose

how do I close the game

hold ESC

okey

no rpoblem

How did you leave the game to say that if you didn't know?

You don't have to quit the game to say that

i was wondering the same when i was about to download it

same but i figured out

goose funni

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TUTORIAL: how to evict goose

there's tons of comments where people cannot remove the goose from their device.

there's like 4 ways let me show you

1. hold ESC

holding ESC eventually removes him.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

can be used anywhere, anytime (yippee)

CONS:

takes too fucking long (impatience moment)

2. open Close Goose.bat

your copy of deckflop ghost comes with a .bat file called "Close Goose"

this runs a command that, naturally, closes goose.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

CONS:

you have to travel to the folder to get it (or create a shortcut to it)

can't be relied on if goose nabs your mouse (you have to CLICK)

can accidentally be deleted (whoopsie daisy)

3. bugs!

on the right of your search bar (or windows icon if searching is disabled) should be a weird icon.

click it with goose enabled and he SHRINK.

hovering over the goose reveals the X icon. press it to INSTANTLY close goose.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

goose cannot intervene (he can't nab yo mouse)

can be used anywhere at anytime

CONS:

looks weird

4. close everything

shut down the system and reboot.

all applications should be closed when returning (including the fucking goose)

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

goose can do absolutely NOTHING to stop you (too weak)

CONS:

risky (please save any unsaved progress or else your 1000 word document is fucked)

takes too fucking long (impatience moment 2: cortex strikes back)

whhats ur discord user if u have one

i don have discorpse

hahayes

this glitch with goose


you can do this to fast-travel to folders in windows but goose is just an overlay so it does that

WAIT WHAT??? HOW CAN YOU DO THIS???

press the funny button on the right of the searchbar (or windows icon if you have it disabled). if you don't know what button here's how it looks like:

bro i have my windows xp taskbar

the hell does that mean are you goosing around in win xp or have you just not enabled it (the funny icon)

no i have RETROBAR!

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The Autumn mod is somewhat lackluster, i want autumn memes, however that would work

HOW DO I CLOSE THIS!? PLEASE!!!

task manager, or in the files there is an application to close goose

are you on windose or mac

lust hold esc

he becomes invisible on my other monitors. hes great fun though for an adhd goofball like me

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how can i turn it off..

hold ESC

Why is goose mean, i am trying to make a game and he steals my mouse.

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i love him 

how off him???

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hold esc or run Close Goose.bat

oh thank u god u are a life saver HE TOOK MY MOUSE

oh yeah to not trigger the goose you must know what triggers him

- clicking on him

- closing his special programs (the not-epad and the photos)

yeah that's it

wait how do i close him and do i have to restart my pc to close him?

HOLD ESC OR OPEN CLOSE GOOSE.BAT

Gave us a download for Mac, we need windows?

theres quite literally a file with Windows in the name.

an unlikely match: deckflop ghost and pits a tow err

this little fucker makes me want to die, so i made this to express my feelings for goose

he's really annoying

you in the noise mode

i figured it out just log out of the whole mac book air and sign back in and voilaa theyre gone.

no the thing actually isn't supposed to close like that

to evict goose, the intended way is either:

- open Close Goose.bat

or

- hold ESC

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how to delete it since im having to do it is sooo hard

Hold Esc or use Close Goose

it's probably not maintained anymore but it seems that it does work for multiple monitors (the goose took my mouse) but it doesn't display anything on the second screen (the goose was invisible), maybe an easy fix ?

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the more hilarious fact is that this 'virus' is made on indie games platform installer

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sometimes when the duck takes my mouse, it permanently takes it, and I can't close it(tried esc) im on Mac.

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goose* ☝️🤓

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Very interesting, I want to download it to the teacher’s computer tomorrow XD

XD

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Remember to make it autostart! 

it wont work?

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did you unpack the zip file?

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it looks likes a virus because it moves your cursor and open but it alright

It appears to be safe, considering all of the people that executed it and nothing happened, but sometimes it's better being safe than being sorry

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yes, i wonder if it is a virus or something because it downloads itself to your computer

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yeah the only thing not safe from the goose is you.

downloading my new goose bro was the best decision I've made on this platform

me updating my goose:

there's a goose update???? 

also I made my goose aesthetic and pink

no there is no desk goose update

btw im on me phone cuz me pc has ass wifi so this pic is rare (feel free to steal)

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the goose experience

accurate drawing of what happens when you close the goose's "not-epad"

now, a comment from goose

"hlklokl riuyhfg me ther toosdre i8hytyghttrhgb sorr4y bhards to m tyupe wikfbh feet"
                                         - the gooser

damn boy that thing looks great

yeah i drew it in aseprite and layered it over reflection (the win10 default wallpaper) but it took me only a little to make

i wish i had moneeh for some cool apps

are you implying i bought aseprite legitimately (i pirated it (drawing apps shouldn't fucking cost money))

say that to unity

nice art

thank you it took me maybe 2-3 minutes to make

i mean 2023

ITS NOT WORKING ON MY WINDOWS 11 😭😭😭 AND WAS WORKING LIKE FOR ME ON 202

how do you use the config?

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you just edit the things after the = 

example:  in EnableMods=False, you'd change it to true. If you want to change the goose colours, you have to enable custom colours. hope this helps :)

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uhh help its lagging my pc and i dont know how to delete the

if you hold esc it should close it and you can uninstall it

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