A downloadable goose-sperience for Windows and macOS

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HONK HONK, HEAR YE. I have created a goose for your desktop.

He'll nab your mouse, track mud on your screen...  leave you a message, deliver you memes?

Play video games with a desktop buddy who will attack you if you poke him.

Fill out spreadsheets while your screen fills up with instances of Goose Notepad.

Supports MacOS versions 10.10+!

NOTE: I am not affiliated with House House or Panic. This is a different goose. Direct support questions to the Discord!

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[And if you wanna support my work, I made some new things you can check out!]

Fidget Physics: Turn your entire desktop into a literal sandbox!


Desktop Cat Cursor: Transform  your ordinary mouse cursor into its eternal nemesis: a cat paw

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now, back to goose stuff...

0.31 AUTUMN UPDATE:

- Adds an official mod to let Desktop Goose play in leaf piles! See autumn.txt in the files for more!


*Mac doesn't support mods yet. Wait for 2023. :)

0.3 UPDATE:

 - NEW, OFFICIAL MODDING API! Join the discord discord.gg/xZFRmPT and check the #goose-mods channel for more info on this :D
 - YOUR OWN NOT-EPAD TEXTS! Add whatever notepad phrases you want, and the goose will pull them up!

 - NEW CONFIG TOGGLES! Customize the goose's behaviour further, silence the audio, and more!

From 0.2+:
- Unlimited memes! Put whatever memes you want in the assets folder! Goose will bring them.
- Added GIF support!
- Config the goose! Alter properties in the config.goos file (open it in Notepad) to adjust his aggression!)

 This is not a final itch page - just trying to get something up so I can upload the project tonight! :D

Join the Discord community at discord.gg/xZFRmPT

Check me out on twitter at @samnchiet

Mac support by the brilliant Jesús A. Álvarez

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS
Rating
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(1,867 total ratings)
Authorsamperson
TagsCreative, desktop, goose, Virtual Pet
MentionsGames of the Month: February 2020

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Desktop Goose v0.22 for Mac 14 MB
Desktop Goose v0.31 (Windows) 4.1 MB

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if you can, make it IA inteligent to goose mess up with elements on web page and desktop icons

So adorable!!10/10 best little guy EVAAA

best thing ever 10/10

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How do I remove it on tv there’s now like 20 gooses on my tv

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hahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha

4 detection on virus total. actually 3 because one of them just said its a joke. actually 2 because it isnt a trojan and its proven. 2 detections is nothing btw

I summoned an army of geese and my computer started lagging. (I opened the thing without evicting the previous goose, and started to repeat it.)

guys my laptop is throtelling because i had google chrome open with this

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Il'l give just 3 words.. IT ISN'T VIRUS im so happy it's not virus

PD: pls read readme

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So it is Safe? EDIT: yup its good :)

these geese are unoptimised

I can't close it

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sike it let me download

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i tried to download it and a monkey popped up instead and he looks friendly but now my computer has a virus heres a picture of monke

XD Lmao

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THIS IS INSANE I SET IT TO OPEN ON STARTUP!!!! BEST EVIL TAMAGATCHI EVER!!!!!!!!!

Also, I found a way to cheese the system. *spoilers*







which version do i use if im on a lenovo laptop?

Windows

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why do people hate the goose? I personlly love it! Plus it is not a virus!!

idk but i love ducks so i'D love it but idk which version to us

Yes it is i virus scanned it, it had a trojan on it

It is not I have played it. No problem!

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look here

Well it's harmless!! Don't worry! 😊 

its really just harmless lmao

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How to remove it or turn it off.

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hold escape :)

Thx.

he told me nice work and i wrote in the notepad "im not doing work lil goose" hes the cutest and he brings memes and random notes when i close his meme he pulls my mouse hes soo cute but when people play muisic on yt can you make it so he dances and what does he step in when he goes off the screen?

android pls and ios 😭

why did smg4 say this is a virus, while its just a virtual friend?

GOOOOOOOOOOSE!

i want this but im scared i will get a virus

hes actually not a virus, hes just a virtual friend

how do i get it of my screen. i tried clicking the app in folders again and now i have two of those geese.

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nevermind i figured it out

yea pretty much you have to open task manager and then click on desktop goose and then click "end task" to fully close it

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ITS FUN TO HAVE TWO GEES :3

nvm already downloaded literally just hold esc to close him

dont worry blud not a virus but a saddnes curing joke

do for chromeOS by doing it in browser psplsspplsspl

see if it runs in wine on chromeos well

in web not wine cuz it dosent work

pretty sure you need vcrun2010 and something in the microsoft .net framework installed to the wineprefix

i forgot the password to this account, ignore the different accounts

Can't wait till there's Android version

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linux version when :(

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I didn't expect it to, but it works great under WINE. I really think this would be a major struggle to get working under Wayland

Thanks, I didn’t even think it would work with wine, I’ll have to try it out. Luckily I don’t use wayland.

Yeah I tried this on my old 32 bit laptop a few years ago and it worked just fine

when are we getting a linux release?

(alr posted this to someone else but here we go) I didn't expect it to, but it works great under WINE. I really think this would be a major struggle to get working under Wayland

the footstep sounds are bugging out and would play strangly at times

goose clean leaf... *goose going into mud* DONT, NOOO

Is it open source or closed source? I would like to contribute on the project^^

or specifically the modding sdk

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i don't know how to play the actual thing lol

This is funny and cool

how the heck do you run it on windows 11?! i cant even run it

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LUCKY!i can't play cuz im on laptop edit:where is the run button?

u jus press run...

I love it! The Goose is so cute

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BUG: Whenever one of my friends streamed gameplay with the goose ok screen, everytime the goose took a step, sound would bug out. its like pressing the entrance of sound, like you making a noise and tapping your mouth or whenever you play the flute, you interrupt the sound for a few milliseconds before it comes back on. The goose interrupted the sound about 3-4 timed per second, which is her stepping rate. This happened on a Discord call, on fullscreen sharing. And it only happened to me, not the person hosting.

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HELP I ACTIVATED LIKE 50 AT ONCE AND NOW MY COMPUTER IS SUPER LAGGY

ggg

guys stop, it's not a virus. youtubers are trolling

its cool but i cant turn it off

hold esc

thanks

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